45 Can Suck my Dick!

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Fuck 40. 40 can suck my dick!-Debbie-This is 40

As I tried to drag my tired ass out of bed this morning, all I could think about was the movie I watched last night. By myself of course, because Roger Darling had a stressful week. He’s recently been promoted to assistant manager at the direct care group home where he is employed. I have to say when Leslie Mann bemoaned the fact that 40 could suck her dick, I agreed completely. Of course, I’m now 45. That age can suck my dick too.

What the hell have I become but a hamster on a wheel? I have to work out for an hour to eat a cupcake. Hell, to even take a bite of a cupcake, and not have it go straight to my ass. Forget carbs. A woman my age can no longer even enjoy a fucking bagel without calculating how many miles she will have to run to burn off the calories. This sucks!

I sit here in my workout clothes waiting for RD to get home so I can trot my ass to the gym and run a couple of miles. Of course, it’s been a few weeks since I’ve done any kind of workout. I’ll probably keel over and die on the way home.

I miss the days when Diet Coke and a cigarette were dinner. If I did that now, my blood sugar would plummet and I’d end up in the ER. This getting older shit ain’t for sissies. I swear to you I’ve seen more wrinkles appear on my face in the last six month than I have in the past few years.

No more complaining. It’s time to get up off my ass and head to the gym. Drink more water and eat healthier too. Just once I’d like to go back in time and slap the 17 year old me and tell her to lighten up. To have more fun and run more. To go to college. Not to smoke! Don’t worry, I quit that habit years ago. I had to because I would lose my breath when doing the dirty, dirty, and no one wants that!!!!

I’m not looking for positive comments and ah grrrrlllll, you can do it pats on the back. I just wanted to bitch. As the title states, 45 can suck my dick!

Off to the fucking gym!

Love,

Sparkly Girl

43 thoughts on “45 Can Suck my Dick!

  1. That movie was hysterical. I saw it a while back and laughed my pants off. Literally. Had to watch the entire movie bottomless.

    Tip, btw: if you work out every morning (except for sunday, because than you burn calories by praying, of course… Or doesn’t Jesus take care of that for you? No? Oh, then what’s the point of going to church? – Eh, forget I said anything) at home for 20 minutes (situps, pushups, squats, whatever) it’s easier to burn calories, because your body will burn calories the rest of the day. If you start your day and immediately make the engine run, so to speak, it’ll keep running the rest of the day and get rid of anything unnecessary easier.

    Yes, even when you’re 45.

    No excuses!

    Now drop and give me 1000!

    • The alternative to aging is much worse. It’s the preserving of the damn body that I get so damn tired of. Oh well, I’m in a much better frame of mind now that I’ve run. Thanks for your comment hon.

    • My sweet Swede I have to run if I want to eat what I like.🙂 I rant 2.5 miles this morning. Gotta say I feel so much better. I need to eat an orange before I pass out. Kisses and good luck tomorrow. Did you see I donated????

  2. I think every woman feels that way after every year, the model diet of cigarettes and coffee won’t cut it in the long run. You r right for bitching, when im on the treadmill I feel like telling that cupcake to suck a dick.. but then i have to remind myself that i really actually loved it. Dammit food, why do you have to be so good? Gotta find that balance (sigh)

    • I have to remember while food is good, exercise is too. I love the rush of a good workout. It’ll come back to me. IN a few weeks. It will. And I will be even happier when my clothes start fitting better. Aging is much better than the alternative….

  3. Ok, no “you-go-girl” from me, but I did laugh, and I can relate! Sometimes I think about you and your success, and I tell myself to just get started. Losing weight has to start somewhere, and I’d like it to be this year, so I should get off my butt on onto my elliptical. Hope you feel better after going to the gym!

    • I feel great after going to the gym. So good to see a comment from you my sweet Maddie. I hope you’re doing well. I know in a few weeks I will feel even better. I’d rather have sore muscles and enjoy a cupcake than not. So off I go to the gym again.

      XOXOXOXXOXO

    • I bet you were a beautiful model. And still are gorgeous even in your 50’s. I love sleep. Always have. I can’t party like I used to. A quiet night at home is always good. Every once in awhile you gotta get out and dance though.

  4. Weeelll, not so sparkly today, huh? Me either. If I could go back, there would be a lot of changes. Most of them would be to take better care of myself and sacrifice a little along the way instead of screwing up my life so much when I now know better. I also have to admit, I would invest in Microsoft, Amazon, and Google, as well as buying gold under $300 and buying Chrysler stock at $3.50!!!
    Scott

  5. Renee I honestly don’t know what to say, except 45 can go suck a dick!😮
    I’m doing a post on juice fasting, sharing my tips on how to shed the weight, detox, and look great in 30 days. Keep U posted! ♥

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